You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
