Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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