and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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