I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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