Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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