do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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