He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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