the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you mean i was at the winter classic?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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