People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
