if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
