It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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