I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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