Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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