He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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