Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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