TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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