why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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