i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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