He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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