its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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