If that was your dad, he is hot
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
