They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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