That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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