whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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