reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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