LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I didn't notice because vodka
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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