Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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