please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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