I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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