i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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