That's intense
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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