Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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