They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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