But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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