you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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