I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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