Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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