Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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