I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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