also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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