Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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