AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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