I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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