Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
