I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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