Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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