Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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