And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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