Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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