I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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