I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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