was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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