allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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