"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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