I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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